Just Being Me, John Paul G

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital?

If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?

If God sneezed, what would you say?

If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?

If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?

How do people grow seedless grapes if there’s no seed to grow them?

If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?